Baffelled about the Duffle.

I dont know what a duffle bag is...... perhaps a bag full of free things?

''Said the rapist'' is a good replacement for ''that's what she said''.

Google

Ok now to lighten the mood.

You better pay careful attention when you google searching images for grandfather clocks.

No typos please

Hott

It cant be 37 degrees in South Africa. 37 degrees would melt my plastic face.

Not my Sister

I wish that Alice was not related to me. and a big tall rugby player, browny blonde hair and beard with a tint of ginger (to keep me fascinated)

Dronk

I am not drunk. My feet are just cold. Clearly I am not drunk. I have fresh air in my brain, went for a walk outside.

Grandmother

My gran goes out dressed with purple socks on, purple puff jacket, purple handbag, purple gloves and a purple beanine. Talk about sexually frustrated, favourite colour or she just trying to be barney?

Grumps

I am surrounded by people all day, everyday, and the one day I snap and dont want to talk about to anyone, or be nice to anyone. I am the terrible one. Just leave me alone for a while.